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John, who was in financial difficulty, walked into a church and started to pray.

''Listen God,'' John said. ''I know I haven't been perfect but I really need to win the lottery. I don't have a lot of money. Please help me out.''

He left the church, a week went by, and he hadn't won the lottery, so he walked into a synagogue.

''Come on, God,'' he said. ''I really need this money. My mum needs surgery and I have bills to pay. Please let me win the lottery.''

He left the synagogue, a week went by, and he didn't win the lottery.

So, he went to a mosque and started to pray again.

''You're starting to disappoint me, God,'' he said.

''I've prayed and prayed. If you just let me win the lottery, I'll be a better person. I don't have to win the jackpot, just enough to get me out of debt. I'll give some to charity, even. Just let me win the lottery.''

John thought this did it, so he got up and walked outside. 

The clouds opened up and a booming voice said, ''John, buy a lottery ticket.''

 

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